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Actor ‘Princess Bride’ units his interior terror pirate Roberts free on Senator Ted Cruz

On Wednesday came Cary Elwes, the actor who played young Westley.

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. @ tedcruz How does it feel to know that not just the entire cast and crew of your favorite movie The Princess Bride, but almost the entire entertainment industry have nothing but rabid disdain for you? #unthinkable? I don’t think you miserable ROUS. https://t.co/SqGxk0hK0Y

– Cary Elwes (@Cary_Elwes) February 3, 2021

“Rabid contempt.” That’s a good thing. I could also add “searing hatred” and “unbridled animus”. Feel free to add your own ideas in the comments.

Cruz replied as he is used to. For some reason, he thinks that if he keeps going out in public and looking like a drunken homunculus it doesn’t ridicule him nearly enough.

Oh, Ted. You have fallen victim to one of the classic mistakes, the most famous of which is “never getting involved in land war in Asia”. But little less known is: “Never compete against a Hollywood actor when your reputation is on the line!”

Oops! Of course, I have no idea whether Cruz or any of his lackeys really faked his name in this photo. Maybe Elwes just forgot he wrote it. But seriously, if you had signed a photo of yourself and addressed it to Ted Fucking Cruz, you’d remember, wouldn’t you? I mean, it would be like signing Trump’s left moob with a sharpie. Some things just cannot be erased from your brain no matter how hard you try.

So there you have it. The only thing Donald Trump was honest about during his sad reign of error was that Ted Cruz is a fucking liar. And here is more evidence. As if you really need it.

Inconceivable, no?

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard that I cry. “ – BETTE MIDLER on the author ALDOUS J. PENNYFARTHING on Twitter. In need of a thorough Trump clean? Thanks to Goodbye, Asshat: 101 farewell letters to Donald Trump, Dear F * cking Lunatic, Dear President A ** clown and Dear damn idiotcan you purge the Trump years of your soul without the existential fear. Just laugh out of here!

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