“I wrote a tweet once that was thiiiiiiiiis big.”
On the News Today: The Senate continues to work to recognize that Republicans will not contribute to a “bipartisan” infrastructure plan or anything. A new straw poll ranks Florida Man and Trump impersonator Ron DeSantis over Trump himself in the 2024 Republican presidential preferences. Meanwhile, Texas Governor Greg Abbott is still trying (sighs) to claim Trump’s most hideous rhetoric crown. I still say that his heart is not there.
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