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Regardless of huge fundraising, Trump continues to be not paying Rudy, who’s reportedly “close to broke”

Sure, Rudy did a terrible job. Trump would have gotten better legal advice by waterboarding Jeanine Pirro with a couple of slope buckets full of Stoli, but Rudy really stretched Trump’s neck. Sure, he could have been hanging out at that dildo shop in Philly anyway, but if it weren’t for Trump’s electoral rigidity, no more than two or three middle-aged men would have stared at him during his chaotic wanking session … instead of the whole world.

This short tweet thread from New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman is of course as pathetic as it is predictable:

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Giuliani allies are looking at the Trump $ – even if it’s not $ 82 million – and are appalled that Trump is not helping Giuliani with legal fees. Giuliani’s friends say he is close to bankruptcy and his interview with @ MelissaRusso4NY makes it clear that he knows he is in legal danger https://t.co/mv9QtedbMR

– Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) August 1, 2021

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However, this is noteworthy in the context of the fact that Trump had a previous attorney who pleaded guilty and then cooperated in an investigation against Trump.

– Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) August 1, 2021

For the non-tweeters:

Giuliani allies are looking at the Trump $ – even if it’s not $ 82 million – and are appalled that Trump is not helping Giuliani with legal fees. Giuliani’s friends say he was close to bankruptcy, and his interview was up @ MelissaRusso4NY makes it clear that he knows he is in legal danger.

Trump’s aides have made it clear that they don’t see a Trump-free mechanism for paying Giuliani’s attorney’s bills, and they think Giuliani took action that a lawyer should have known were problematic, even if the client wanted to.

However, this is noteworthy in the context of the fact that Trump had a previous attorney who pleaded guilty and then cooperated in an investigation against Trump.

Don’t see a mechanism to pay Giuliani’s lawyer bills? How about Venmo? Personal controls work too. As well as Spanish doubloons. Or bitcoin. Any form of currency, really. I mean, at least Trump Grampa Fiddle-Pants could send whatever is in his wallet right now, even if it’s just a half-stamped Subway Club card and a few random shekels.

Trump has reportedly built a political war chest of over $ 100 million, but Giuliani has roughly the same chance of seeing even a fraction of it secure Ivanka’s engagement.

As for Haberman’s ominous last tweet? Yes, please! What could be more entertaining than Rudy Giuliani alluding to Donald Trump? Unlike Michael Cohen Flipping, that is.

Rudy is already professionally and morally bankrupt. Does he have to be financially bankrupt too? Well, apparently, Donald Trump thinks that way. And he’s in charge of all these clowns.

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